My dream of the show using the Don Johnson song as its theme isn't coming true, is it?

The atheists I know (including me) don't give a shit what you think, feel or believe. We just want religion to stop being used to make laws that have no other basis. If that's being an asshole, uh, fine. But I've met many a Christian who seems truly alarmed at what I do or don't think, so I'm not buying the…

If you can get 15 pints of jizz down, you're not gay; you're a champion!

And then you thought back and realized what those strange lyrics on those later albums (Defenders of the Faith, esp) were really about.

Still, he likely managed a first-ballot into the parasite hall of fame.

I remember when I was fifteen and discovered that my friend's mom didn't like milk in cereal either. I wasn't alone! Granted, she never seemed to like me much and I found her politics toxic, but still; we had a thing. And that thing was eating breakfast like a civilized person!

No ifs or ands?

She was always my favorite, what with the guitar-playing and the being cute and all.

A big video guide that was up to date with what streaming services carried what versions (or seasons for TV), available formats to buy or rent and basically what your current options for seeing the movie would be great.

I had another co-worker at a different job that I had a love-hate relationship (mostly hate). At one party she told me she'd date guys who were shorter or taller than her, but never the exact same height. Since I was her exact height, to this day I don't know if she was serious or if it was just another insult.

Money don't get everything it's true
What it don't get I can't use
Now give me money (that's what I want)

I had a co-worker who was out-of-my-league pretty and well over six feet, but because she was a young woman who looked like she did she always wore heels, which just made the height even more a thing. I felt bad for her; fashioned had dictated she dress in a very unflattering way.

Who doesn't want to see the Battle of Passchendaele, but with greased-up shirtless dudes being all manly and really homoerotic? I know I do!

As a one-time juvenile delinquent, I know running out of space for your graffiti seriously sucks.

It was a fuck-ton of grant money, but it was worth it!

Obumo es no O'Bueno.

Nothing like being in a room and realizing everyone else believes in something comically false. And because it's so "self-evident", of course they have nothing to back it up, but look at you like you just said the sun will rise from the west tomorrow.

Or if you like things fancy but don't like paying money, only one more week to pirate it!

Yeah, just because in our times some animated shows are deep and well-made and labors of love by talented people doesn't mean the old-timey generic hackwork semi-disguised toy commercials most of us remember from our youth just went away. Movie tie-ins (like for video games) aren't necessarily bad, but the odds always…

In the first round, the blowouts tend to be famous, well-known high-seeded teams against weaker, less-known borderline teams. So you take the marketability of the popular high-seed at the cost of enjoyable basketball.