That is a little weird. If you have a unique (not saying he does, but a person could) idea about a copyright-protected character, what are your rights? Do you have any? Should yo have any? I mean, if you have a contract to work with them, you should get paid, but is submitting what's more or less fan fiction as an…

Yeah, there's like one Chick-fil-A in Bellevue and it was a huge thing for awhile. We also had Krispy Kremes that opened as a thing and then slowly crawled back to wherever they came from (though I think some still remain). The salt-sugar-fat Southern food thing seems to be a weird guilty pleasure, then you realize…

Like righteous biceps or the waved-by-idiots-kind?

I had a co-worker who wanted to start a franchise since there's none within like 500 miles. But the fee was pretty hefty, and there's probably a reason there's none within 500 miles.

I thought was more educational than funny.

You know what's even better than enlists of women? Binders! She should call Mitt Romney and he could help her out.

God knows how dumb you are; he's been watching for a long time, and you're not fooling your mom, so you sure as fuck aren't fooling Him.

What about those commercials when some anonymous chick singer takes an old rockin' song and turns it into something to hoover down Ben & Jerry's with. Man I hate those.

Hey now; the lovely ladies from the Georgia Women's Correctional Institute may have made some mistakes, but deep down, they're just nice girls who could use some sweet lovin'.

Parents; don't they realize that once they stop giving you money they need to just go away?

People send letters of God, Santa Claus, Superman and Wolf Blitzer. Letters to nowhere is a pretty common thing.

Those are the losers who vote EA as the worst company on Earth every year because they don't give free DLC and actually keep trying to prevent piracy. Gimme, gimme, gimme, now, now, now, all for free. Ignore them.

Maybe in 1905? Just kidding; books were full or rehashed ideas and nostalgia.

I assume sleazy, unshaven, cigarette-smoking Netflix guys hang out in the hallway during pilot pitch sessions and if the people come out looking unhappy, it's Netflix time!

Well, TV is a subtle medium!

I bet the Democrats would ration Taco Bell gas if only the could find out how! Cruz16!

We were always fascinated with the Beefy Tostada ad campaign. We never got them as the product seemed impractical and messy and why not just get a taco, but among grade-school kids in Southern Oregon, it had massive awareness penetration.

If the major streaming sites had a shuffle function for their TV shows, they could probably do massive harm to the value of syndication. Not global, but within a series.

Honestly, that's the only one of his I've seen and gave up about a half-hour in.

3rd edition?