People who buy vinyl are gonna buy themselves some Styx. It's an ugly reality, but it's a reality.

I call BS on that "72% of the population of North America lives in a landlocked state or province" part. That's just not credible.

For a comic-book character, that's actually pretty logical.

I remember that scene where she gives MacGregor the long speech about how he's really a good guy if he just got a chance and at first it was like "OMG, that's me!" and then of course I realized that that just meant it was way past time to grow the fuck up. Awful cute though.

Owl-ess-'dere?

Nooo… Paulie just wanted to have a little fun, get some laughs. Why that so bad? He wudn't hurtin' nobody.

Eh, I don't even know how her skin turned chalk.

The car is in his bedroom? The hell?

You'd think her hair would get in the way like that.

You've clearly never run into an adoptee fixated on finding his "real parents" and finally becoming "whole".

He's obviously piloting the space ship, come to rescue mom and dad!

Yeah, the CG in that fight was tiresome in how obvious it was.

When they took part of his face off I assumed they were finally revealing he's been an alien all along, explaining shit like that. But no, just the pathetically hackneyed unkillable villain cliche. Yay.

That could be a fun sci-fi premise. The aliens are all science and have no military and when they show up at hostile new planets really have no fucking idea what to do. You'd have to resit the urge to make it some reactionary pro-war stuff (or fuck, maybe steer into the skid and then insist it's satire when people…

You're likely correct, and we just liked the characters enough to hand-wave it. But this was like a Mad Lib.

Yeah, the mythology stuff was completely played-out in the original series, and this new stuff added nothing.

I've long since stopped being upset about the show demonizing one of humanity's unambiguous triumphs, the end of small pox. And the half-assed global warming stuff just seems like an excuse; the truth is the alien plan is stupid, has always been stupid and gets only stupider the more they try to explain it. But they…

My suspicion is that someone got Carter a Lost box-set. All those talking-around-things conversations that say nothing, people refusing to take calls, arguing for no reason, just acting stupidly. The initial Einstein-Scully argument was just painful, like "someone needs to go to dialog jail" awful. I mean the only…

"Don't you see; it's satire!" - every hack ever.

A movie that needs to be 3+ hours would be better served on television as a series. Or written as a novel.