Eh, when you're starting out finding a lawyer who you trust, is affordable and knows that the hell they're doing sounds like a more than just pushing a button. Now, once you've been in the business a few years, sure. But initially that sounds like pretty tall business.

I always get that confused with SJP, and we all know what that leads to.

Neither was "Edge of Tomorrow", strangely enough.

More money is more better, sure, but those ticket sales aren't exactly going to make it harder to move merch or get people into the new Star Wars land either. When your advertising is itself profitable, you're doing something right.

Don't take this personally, but I don't believe you.

It's like in an action movie where all those faceless goons are working for the evil capitalist? Sure, lots of guys are just down-on-their luck ex-military or flat-out losers, but they also need coders, pilots and other skilled people to stupidly throw their lives away for some stupid plan that would never work…

As much as putting bustier ladies on TV is a welcome trend, of all the properties ever made to reboot, why this one?

I remember that book I read about why John Carter was a fiasco that the theme park revenue dwarfs anything that Disney makes from movies or TV, and that buying Marvel (and later Lucasfilm) was primarily about parks, cruises, merch and movies - in that order.

I think he's busy in that other movie playing Jessie Jackson.

As I age my reflexes (and eyesight) have definitely degraded, and in games where quick, decisive, precise control is needed I just don't have the body any more to compete with someone sixteen. If I put time in I can still play, but the upper limit is much lower than it used to be.

Yeah, we had a CV but I started high school in '83 and I just lost interest. I played some games in college, but basically ignored them until around '99. So all the Nintendo nostalgia, fixation with turn-based-RPGs, early FPS, the entire adventure game genre - just completely got skipped.

Humility is of course the most valuable quality a young person to learn, and I can't think of any better way to learn it than by having your parents pay for Drake to play at your bat mitzvah. Eh, maybe buying you a Ford sedan for your sixteenth.

Hey man is that nine ethereal noise-rock?
Yeah, man.
Well turn it up, man!

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never…

Or "Whiskey Tango".

I can see a teenage Scully getting her freak on and of course there's only so much masturbation to pron that you can fit into PG-13, so you have Mulder, too. Actually, can you have porn-jerking in PG-13? Maybe a limited number of jerks, and no actual money shots?

I remember when I was at Amazon and all my 30s female co-workers were enthusiastic Twilight readers. They knew full well it was trash, but they loved it anyway, like it was maybe the female Three Stooges. Maybe you have to be old enough to have seen the good before you can truly appreciate the stupid?

They thought they'd hired Morgan Freeman and when Martin showed up they figured, hey, close enough and just went with it.

"Whatever just worked, might work again!"
-Hollywood since forever.

Did Satan invest in "Day For Night CGI, Inc"? Because I wish I had.