No. I don't watch college hockey. I'm assuming you also haven't been punched right in the nose unexpectedly.

Did you look him up at all? Either Google or hitting the "Joey Crawford" tag to see other articles about him would've informed you.

Too bad he sold that first class seat, probably would've been nice to stretch his bum leg.

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

That's a nice rationalization, but still contrary to the facts prior to Episode 1's release. WE shouldn't have to do mental gymnastics to find coherency.

How is Piazza a suspected juicer, but not the guy that pitched until he was 46?

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

The second step was intentional, and he suddenly just put all his weight on his back foot. I'm sure he didn't mean it though.

I never said you only used the one-handed catch to prove your point; I'm saying you used it. You listed three facts; one is a YPG stat for a guy who wasn't active the first third of the season, and another is a single play. Then you linked to the single play.

The point stands — if you didn't have the Deadspin circus…

Now you're arguing Beckham wouldn't be as good a player had Eli overthrown the ball by 25 yards.

I'm not questioning his talent; I'm questioning your methodology of using a single play to judge a WR on a season's award.

Had Beckham's circus catch been a standard, deep TD ball caught with two hands, this post would not exist.

It's made with cuttlefish ink (similar to squid ink), so yep, it'll be black.

It's almost as if being relieved of all his work responsibilities combined with already being financially set for life lifted some sort of weight off his chest!

Odd to me how NBA teams have very little respect for continuity. The won/loss record is rarely on the coach. They obviously play an important role, but everyone knew the kings would suck this year and they've actually been better than expected. There isn't a coach in the world that could have the kings 6 games over…

Now the Kings are straight trolling us:

Next year he'll be Johnny Canadian Football

Johnny College Football

Publishing this tool's views on the Internet is literally the opposite of silencing him.

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

...and his girlfriend and unborn child. But, you know, the things you listed that he hurt are important. Too.