Fleens?! You're not fleens! Well whatever you are... MAKE ME A PIZZA!!!!

I still have very fond memories of sharing a keyboard with my sister playing co-op Lode Runner (The Legend Returns).

I tried watching the first episode and gave up around 8 minutes in. Just not my kind of humor, I suppose.

I would kickstart the shit out of a Zero Escape 3 game.

Look, Nintendo, want all my money? Make a cross platform version of Advance Wars for both smartphones and tablets. Include asynchronous online multiplayer and take all my money.

Also, booze. A significant level of intoxication increases the enjoyability of Cards Against Humanity and, I assume, Clusterfuck by an order of magnitude.

Remember two years ago when Google+ was supposed to have been our savior from the Facebook monstrosity ?

Wow, what they hell are they doing wrong over there? I haven't had any issues like that from here across the Atlantic. Something like 50 hours played and I've only had impassible bugs or crashes pop up maybe 3 times, and the multiplayer has worked fine from what little I've played of it.

Call it the Steam Box, and (of course) include every previous game in the series.

Announce Half-Life 3 and make it free on SteamOS and Linux. That'll push some units.

I got a PS3 and Plus a few months back and picked it up for PS3 just so I could easily play on my TV. I couldn't get over how long it takes to load. On my desktop, any time it has to load it takes 2 seconds at the very maximum, usually closer to 1.

Because I'll buy it when it comes on the platform I want. That's not entitlement, that's being a consumer and voting with my wallet.

The final battle with The Boss with the James Bond-ish Snake Eater song plays.

I could just plug my tower into my TV in that case, so not really any better.

Will it play 1080p .mkv files off of a flash drive? That'd be a media feature I'd actually care about.

Rumor has it the Steam Summer Sale will be kicking off tomorrow... Here's hoping!

They're also both still in commission. It all depends on what the article defines as "in-service", but I'd consider the Victory #1, even if I am a bloody colonist.

Beg, pfft, it's Rockstar who needs to beg for my money with a PC release. A lot if people have the consumer/publisher relationship backwards. If they don't make something how you want, then don't give them your money.

Because they have to have at least something work out well for them when it comes to game distribution

They still do