Yeah- good thing all those innocent kids are dying. Fuck ‘em for being born in the wrong place at the wrong time. Who needs empathy when you can be smug instead?

But gerrymandering and voter suppression are very real things that shouldn’t be dismissed.

Cannon, one of the hardest-working renaissance men of his generation

He’s a fuckin’ joke.

What your friend got was almost certainly not a diamond but a simulant like moissanite. None of those materials are anywhere near as durable as diamond. A true lab-created diamond will last as long as mined one.

A man who has delusions about Planned Parenthood “destroying generations of African Americans” has no problems working with an industry that is actually destroying the lives of Africans - O.K.

I laugh at the diamond industry’s obvious work to call mined diamonds “real” - uh, the human-made diamond is “real” too. Look, there it is, an object composed of matter in the exact configuration that we call “diamond.”

In case anyone still likes Nick, he believes that Planned Parenthood is part of a conspiracy for population control. Yeah.

No, I get it. Diamond companies artificially suppress supply just like how you should withhold affection in your relationship so that they know you really mean it when you do show affection.

The UPS driver did the right thing, but this woman is the hero in this story. I don’t think acknowledging that is wrong or snarky, but as always, everyone is free to disagree with me.

Why am I not surprised?

Good luck with that.

You cannot possibly be arguing that your unadorned text looked like anything other than a mean jab. And while Tina and I are chuckling among ourselves, you can go on blowing up and calling us crabby.

I grew up before Madonna, and I can’t stand her.

Thank goodness Robert Reed isn’t alive to see Olsen’s shitty rant. Fuck her.

So she’s the “highest-grossing female touring artist of all time” and still feels she has the right to whine and bitch? Jesus, some people are never satisfied.

uh..i’m 45 and she never meant much to me.

females?

Yeah, people seem to forget she is an aggressively sucky person.

We’re still pretending Madonna isn’t a huge asshole?