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I think this calls for some country hip hop line dancing!

Could have left it at that, tbh.

No, I got the joke, I was expanding on it in my own way.

You have the opinions of a total asshole.

“Wendy Feucht told CNN that she and her husband kept the gun hidden and that the children weren’t supposed to know where it was”.

STFU.

I don’t know any adults who have told their children that bullying is the end of the world, but ok dude. Most of us try to empower them with contrived fucking platitudes that ultimately don’t really work because it’s super fucking hard to go somewhere every day and be expected to learn and thrive when everyone there

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

The grey-trolls are SO mad. Sorry, your boy lost. You can keep trying to spin this as the tighest of the horse races at the end of this thing, but it’s over. Game over. It’s BEEN over. Fuck the fuck off. We’re done with your bullshit.

Really, fuck off with your spamming. Maybe you can come back to us when you get your mouth off of Comey’s dick. It’s rude to talk with your mouth full, love.

Which is why we don’t want Trump in the power...

Fuck Perez. We all know Lindsay Lohan has issues. His delight in those issues is gross.

SEE

Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

i’m gonna be that guy...it’s Uhura.

That’s nice, but they’re not giving Nobels to 3000-year-old art forms. Dylan is a musician, and a great one, but is not involved in literature as it is practiced today.

I guess that’s what you get when you give a literature award to a musician instead of soemeone involved in literature.

People understood him?

Ok but Bob Dylan sucks.

Bob Dylan sucks. That is all.