fiveburnersandcounting
fiveburnersandcounting
fiveburnersandcounting

“Of course, a celibate guy schooling you on sex is about as useful as vegetarian schooling you on what meat tastes like (real meat, I mean)“ Except, you know, almost nobody is born and raised vegetarian. Vegetarianism is what you embrace when you overcome social conditioning. So most vegetarians - at least in the US

Except that the “farms” in the global south are too often areas that have been deforested in favor of animal agriculture for the US and other “developed” nations. These farms are highly unlikely to be crops for African families. They are almost always feedcrops for factory farms, the output of which goes to other

Please be clear that bestiality = raping a nonhuman animal. Not sex with someone. Raping someone.

1) It’s tack, not tact.
2) Nobody cares about your feelings.

The plural of burqa is burqas. Stop using apostrophes to pluralize. That’s not what they’re for and it makes you look dumb. Which makes your (dumb) argument even easier to dismiss.

“If you don’t agree with my superior opinion, it’s clearly because you are ignorant. Educate yourself in the manner I dictate and you will soon recognize my superiority.” Really?!

But... you’re clearly brainwashed by the cult of male superiority. You’re literally toxic with it. Right here. Right now.

You know you’re dealing with a misogynist when they call a bunch of people reasonably and accurately disagreeing with false statements “freaking out”. Shove your gaslighting up your ass, troll.

You’re not a feminist. You are a mansplaining white misogynist asshole islamophobe who thinks he gets to determine what is and is not appropriate for women of color to wear. If you only want freedom of choice for some women, you are the opposite of a feminist. You’re also deeply ignorant. Go away and let the women

Aw, you don’t know what real-life assault is, do you?

I hope they leave the - unnecessary, irrelevant, incredibly triggering - rape joke in.

Fuck Lindy West. Fuck her, and fuck the PTSD episode I suffered after trying to read her book. If I could wish and make it possible for her to go through that particular PTSD episode, I would. Fuck Lindy West and her fauxmenism.

Yep. Obama being unable to do everything he wanted to do because he was faced with a republican congress that stonewalled him at every turn and spent 8 years refusing do their jobs while, instead, doing everything they could to thwart everything he wanted to to is exactly the same as a racist, rapist, pathologically

The plural of Santa is Santas. Please stop using an apostrophe to pluralize. That is not what they are for. “Santa’s” = “belonging to Santa”. “Santas” = “more than one Santa”. “I grew up with black Santa’s” - black Santa’s what? Beard? Reindeer? Elves?

Also, your white ass is not the sole arbiter of what is and is jot

That song is definitely about adultery and it’s the first thing I think about when I hear it.

“Mom?” “Yeah?” “I’m pregnant.” That’s four words.

Revolting. Jess’s ONLY redeeming value was his scrawny alt-boy thing. Now he looks like the bully meathead he always was (and the abusive shitstain he is in real life). So gross.

Incorrect. The best thing about Gilmore Girls - not just the revival, but the thing that made the previous seven seasons worth watching - is Emily Gilmore repeatedly saying “bullshit”. And then “tits”. And then “vagina house”. Best thing I’ve ever seen on television. Ever.

“We are taking our country back” does refer to women (or “feminazis”, if you prefer, and I suspect you do) as well as people of color (including, hey, women of color). “Build the wall” refers to women in that it refers to people of color, and half of them are women.

Just want to point out: complaining about oppression

Fucktard is ableist hate speech. Don’t be a fucking asshole.

Guess what? If you’re not a member of the group being objectified, you don’t get to decide what is and is not objectification. My white ass doesn’t tell people of color what is and is not racism. Knock it off.