“I would be wrapped in a blanket guzzling wine like Tami Taylor watching Gilmore Girls for like a month.”

This is honestly my dream cope scenario right now, adding in vegan pizza and homemade chocolate chip cookies (that someone else homemakes because I am too despondent).

JESUS WASN’T EVEN WHITE HOW CAN THEY THINK HE WOULD BE ON THEIR SIDE I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL IS THERE A SINGLE CHRISTIAN WHO HAS ACTUALLY READ THE NEW TESTAMENT I MEAN FUCK.

I numbed myself with vegan Chunky Monkey, too.

They should utilize their Constitutional rights to protest if that’s what they feel they need to do. Jesus fucking christ.

And you won’t convince anyone that they aren’t monsters. Period.

But mostly, fuck you and fuck your fucking misogyny.

I would find out if I could change my vote. Wearing someone’s corpse is sociopathic.

You have the entire fucking internet at your disposal. Your dumb white ass can find a hundred thousand articles telling you why it’s problematic. It’s nobody else’s responsibility to educate you, especially if you can’t be bothered to do the barest basics yourself.

P.S. You don’t get to decide what’s racist.

P.P.S. If…

“sullen this game”
Really? They’re trying to make the game moody and sulky?

The word is “sully”. Try literacy. You might like it.

How is trans the exception to all those rules? Which are about sexuality, not gender? Do you know what “trans” means? Because it really, really looks like you don’t.

He ran out of good ideas 15 years ago?

I’m not highbrow in the least, but he is wildly overrated. Also, he’s a fucking trash can of a human being. But nobody’s telling you not to like his movies. Your defensiveness is childish.

You’re an asshole. Straight up. You’re a compassionless, mansplaining, callous asshole.

In what way is Bill Clinton a current or future leader?

What I mean to say is: fuck off, you transparent trash troll.

Yay blackface! It’s okay if RDJ does it and then some white feminists post it! Racism isn’t real!

For sure it will become true if you keep trolling repeating it. Dream big, trash Pinocchio.

“Fuck...” is right - as in “Fuck you.” No, really, fuck you.

You should be that guy. Good for you. Who the fuck is Ohuru?!

You read the story, so it’s clearly not buried. Honestly, fuck your hyperbole.

Because the men are the ones doing the assaulting? Because the men are the ones with the power to make other men stop in many ways? Because why should it only be women who are speaking out against rape culture? Because men need to be opening their mouths about rape culture NOW?

Are you kidding with this? Are you…

Fat jokes! How progressive and enlightened!

Asshole.