Lyrics aren’t poetry. Lyrical genius (arguable as Dylan’s is!) is not poetic brilliance. Nope.

Seriously. Way, way more than enough about them.

How... nice for you? But why are you posting your LiveJournal entries here? Seriously, buy a diary. Start a blog. Nobody gives a single shit about your dozens and dozens of paragraphs about Bob “Wildly Overrated” Dylan.

Please get a hobby. Your misogynist puritanism is boring pigshit.

Seeing as her kids are twins, I think he’s the father of both of them. Not just the son.

If it’s not your culture, then your opinion is irrelevant.

Yeeeeahhh... it doesn’t matter if you “care”. Your ass giving a shit about something beyond the end of your own nose is not what defines racism or cultural appropriation. If it’s not your race or culture being appropriated, then your opinion means literally nothing.
P.S. “I really don’t care what color, race someone…

Shut the fuck up with your racist apologism.

This is just some of the shittiest trolling I’ve ever seen on any Gawker site.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Uh, she was in it. Watch it again. She’s got a killer haircut.

If you’re implying that “porn star” says “uncredible account”, then it’s your comment that says it all. And what it says is that you’re a fucking misogynist who thinks that being a sex worker means someone can’t be abused.

Repeatedly posting this comment makes it clear that you’re an idiot, a misogynist, and likely a rape & abuse apologist. There’s no way you don’t understand that sex worker does not equal prostitute. There’s no way that you don’t understand that being a sex worker does not mean you are obligated to have sex - paid or…

Truth. My ex-husband and I were in Paris a month after the 2008 elections, and every time a Parisian found out we were from the US, they’d gleefully shout “OBAMA!” and throw their arms up in the air. They were just as excited as we were. It was awesome.

...people are still saying “dafuq”? Yikes.

Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck your apologism.

Is Gwen trying to express something in that photo? Is this Gwen trying to make an expression or to convey feelings? Because, uh, she seems to have veered enthusiastically into Nicole Kidman-land with the Botox there.

Do “urgent” and “critical” really need the qualifier of “very”, or does it just make you feel more important? Something is urgent or it’s not. It’s critical or it’s not. It’s not mildly urgent. It’s not a little bit critical. Get a grip on your hyperbole.

If this is satire, it’s very, very good. If it’s sincere, it’s very, very sad... and dumb.

There are facts in kareema’s comment: 1) you didn’t include a single factual basis for your assertions and 2) you’re pathetic.