fiveburnersandcounting
fiveburnersandcounting
fiveburnersandcounting

Do “urgent” and “critical” really need the qualifier of “very”, or does it just make you feel more important? Something is urgent or it’s not. It’s critical or it’s not. It’s not mildly urgent. It’s not a little bit critical. Get a grip on your hyperbole.

If this is satire, it’s very, very good. If it’s sincere, it’s very, very sad... and dumb.

There are facts in kareema’s comment: 1) you didn’t include a single factual basis for your assertions and 2) you’re pathetic.

Well, since plants couldn’t have, animals did do it.

Nice ableist language there. Dehumanizing people with disabilities is super feminist. Good work.

Sure, saying “bimbo eruptions” (citation, if you please) is exactly the same as assaulting multiple women, anti-Semitism, racism, inciting violence, admitting to sexual assault, and more. Exactly the same. Your understanding is truly masterful.

Fuck off, rape apologist.

Did you seriously just imply with your first few sentences that “strong-ass” women can’t be victimized? And, in so doing, imply that any woman who is victimized isn’t a “strong-ass” woman?

If so, fuck you..

Oh, jesus, shut the fuck up, troll.

Live in Seattle and go to the legendary Scarecrow Video as often as possible.

I guess if you don’t live in Seattle, you can blame yourself for not supporting local businesses to such an extent that you no longer have non-megacorp options.

No, he didn’t. That’s not what he said at all. You need to read the whole post. He said that if someone can’t vote for Trump for moral reasons and then Hillary wins as a result, then at least it was a moral and ethical choice. He didn’t come anywhere near endorsing her.

Right? She’s still an asshole...

It’s appropriate that she’s on a conveyer belt, because she looks like a piece of jerky.

*wily
*compliment

She actually “made a statement” yesterday. You just missed it.

I had to read this 7 times to figure out what you’re trying to say. Please look into quotation marks, commas, and parentheses?

*piqued

Bzzz. You missed the point. Try again. Read it again. You can comprehend it if you try hard enough

Bzzz. You missed the point. Try again. Read it again. You can comprehend it if you try hard enough.

You are really, really dumb. Did you even read the comment?

The ability to read made-up bullshit isn’t an accurate measure of intelligence or education. The willingness to believe in it can be, though.

Someone looks like a fool here, for sure. A rude fool at that.