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Truth. I had pneumonia at a very healthy 41 and I was down for a couple of weeks. It took a couple of months for me to fully recover and regain my stamina.

Ditto my above comment, except also: question marks. Learn them. Use them.

Why don’t you know how to use periods? How is it that you consistently fail to properly punctuate your trolling but you don’t see the irony in calling someone else stupid (while using teen acronyms...)?

This. It’s not that contagious. I had it for weeks before being properly diagnosed and nobody around me caught it, including my husband, even though there was lots of kissing and sex and the like.

Speaking of shit by the spoonful, one question mark will work, you batshit fucking troll.

Is this a joke? This must be a joke. Because... no, this has to be a joke.

Counterpoint: I wear a 24/26 and I think Tim Gunn should shut the fuck up about what fat women want to wear, because we are not a goddamned monolith.

Counterpoint, part two: I am 43 years old and I love almost everything Tipton makes. I want to wear pretty much allll of her clothes.

“Not all of us want that” - so, you

Nope. Nope to all of that, troll.

Nobody cares what you think. Literally nobody cares about this lazy, ageist lukewarm take.

Jesus, shut the fuck up. Not everyone is the same. Also, you read and willfully ignored the whole thing about her wearing a suit over a blouse over some fucking kevlar. So I reiterate: shut the fuck up.

But diagnosing her with seizures from your fucking laptop isn’t degrading? Okay, Dr. Internet. Sure.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Just shut up. Shut up. Fuck you for trying to police emotions and responses to trauma and terror. Fuck you.

Also fuck you for “ridics”. Asshole.

There is no A in “definite”.

A pit bull’s lifespan is 12-15 years. If only there was a way to find that information on your own. Hmm.

“I’m not complaining, but I am shaming people for not having priorities and interests that line up 100% with mine!”

Thanks for this hot, misogynistic take.

1) I was also raped.
2) I also didn’t pursue any charges because he was my boyfriend and it would have been terrible for me for so many reasons.
3) I also have no sympathy for rapists.

With that said, I completely disagree with you. Completely.

“Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty) is a male who identifies as gender-queer whose real name is Heath...”

COME THE FUCK ON, HOLLYWOOD. Gender-queer but “male”. “Real name”. This is hateful, hurtful bullshit.

I was going to ask the same thing.