• Rating? 83. Menh. Marc Brunell is higher. Colin Kaepernick is way higher. Fucking Matt Schaub is higher.
  

I’m not. His interceptions are also a volume stat.

Any fan of any team would sign up Eli, if it would get them 2 rings. No question.

I completely agree that Geno is a worse choice. I just don’t see the need to any more respect (or less) for Eli than any other player in the league.

Volume stats mean very little

No way.

Seriously: Fuck Eli.

Rookie mistake

But the other candidates failed in key measureables, where Trump easily outpaced the field:

I think on the racist and populist side, yeah, you’re dead on the money.

I’m not excusing them. I’m not excusing anyone making an ill-informed choice.

I forget who said it after the election, but this statement has been lingering in the back of my head since then:

The Dems could run the lovechild of Jesus and John Wayne against Roy Moore, and Alabama would still vote for the guy who had “GOP” next to his name.

Just ...No.

Dear Mr. DoubleOJoe,

Went with my best friend, his 15 year old and his 12 year old.

Stabby McStabberson FTW

I’m so glad I have you here to tell me which women should be listened to and which ones I should ignore.

I counter with, at the end of the primaries, watching Trump and Cruz fight for the republican nomination like two retarded hamsters trying to bitch slap each other into submission.

That is so obviously a Ferrari 458, or maybe a 488.