Seriously: Fuck Eli.

Rookie mistake

But the other candidates failed in key measureables, where Trump easily outpaced the field:

I think on the racist and populist side, yeah, you’re dead on the money.

I’m not excusing them. I’m not excusing anyone making an ill-informed choice.

I forget who said it after the election, but this statement has been lingering in the back of my head since then:

The Dems could run the lovechild of Jesus and John Wayne against Roy Moore, and Alabama would still vote for the guy who had “GOP” next to his name.

Just ...No.

Dear Mr. DoubleOJoe,

Stabby McStabberson FTW

I’m so glad I have you here to tell me which women should be listened to and which ones I should ignore.

I counter with, at the end of the primaries, watching Trump and Cruz fight for the republican nomination like two retarded hamsters trying to bitch slap each other into submission.

That is so obviously a Ferrari 458, or maybe a 488.

I’m only 46, and I cannot remember whether I met with representatives North Korea or Russia this year or not. I think it’s fair that these little details can easily be forgotten when planning a subversion of our democratic processes.

Well. I read that whole thing.

And I agreed with you.

Apparently it’s been going on since 2014:

Joe? Really?

While I agree, and I would love to see an investigation into Fusion GPS, the funding, and the legality of their actions, I’m not certain the dossier is what is driving the investigation.

Word