Not a Star Wars fanatic (I’ve not seen The Last Jedi yet but intend to), but since the canon has so many minute corners specifically smoothing over inconsistencies in the films, I really hope there will be an in-universe reason for Lando and Han looking so much different.

an irredeemable asshole

but Kinja stole one from you instead

yo that russian looks so much like paulie shore

seriously just shut the fuck up

Anyone who has proudly written for WorldNetDaily is that bad.

Hell yes, this needs more exposure. There’s a few countries with such objectively badass oirigins, but Haiti easily sits somewhere at the top. Let’s not go crazy and call scum like Wyclef badass, though.

fuck yeah u got the joke

Haha, Merkin.

GWAR is homophobic trash, though.

Love, that’s not where the apostrophe goes in this headline

I was talking about how he mentions that in his church people don’t touch kids, love.

stop it, you unfunny assfish

I genuinely thought Kimmel was Catholic.

Hot dick, a Deadpool cosplayer with a good mask. Isn’t that something?

face hole 2 ass?????

parker

Churchill was a fucking monster, you assfish.

parker will you fuck off

What the fuck is up with that page-covering mailing list bullshit that will pop up halfway through an article and scroll all the fuck way up again jesus christ