Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

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I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

The water was “confused.”

I find these kind of pictures highly pornographic.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

Janay Rice apologizes for her role in causing this situation.

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

At the Copa...Copacabana.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

So sort of like Kinja?

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.