Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

This is why I mention that in the post you just read completely.

Patiently waiting for the right-wing nutbags to somehow paint this is a positive light....

Well, they both spend a lot of time talking about walls.

Yeah, I only had a couple days, and I was supposed to go to the hospital for some infusion therapy, so plans fell through, so I’ve been dealing with a health crisis. Most of this stuff is like maybe 50 minutes to 2 hours of writing tops? I’m really lucky to have been given the opportunity, though. I definitely feel…

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

And best of luck to your mom.

My mom has AML so I know indirectly what Sager is going through. Best of luck to him.

Don’t cross him.

Nailed it.

He’s trying to collect all the Chaos Emeril.

SO SAY WE ALL

Heretofore known as the:

Pictured: A longstanding senior member of Manchester City’s fanbase.

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

If I found my team mate in bed with a goddamn canoeist I’d grab my phone and record the entire tryst whilst narrating their every move in my best David Attenborough voice.

It’s also a double-edged choice, given that they face abuse and oppression if they don’t wear it, and racism and scorn if they do.

More like Adrian Parabola, amirite? *gets volleyball spiked in the face*

BUT WATER IS CLEAR!