Don’t cross him.

Nailed it.

He’s trying to collect all the Chaos Emeril.

SO SAY WE ALL

Heretofore known as the:

Pictured: A longstanding senior member of Manchester City’s fanbase.

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

If I found my team mate in bed with a goddamn canoeist I’d grab my phone and record the entire tryst whilst narrating their every move in my best David Attenborough voice.

It’s also a double-edged choice, given that they face abuse and oppression if they don’t wear it, and racism and scorn if they do.

More like Adrian Parabola, amirite? *gets volleyball spiked in the face*

I explicitly said I support her freedom to practice her religion, but I’m certainly not going to respect or celebrate practices designed to oppress women just because people try to create feel-good narratives about how empowering it can be when women choose to wear the shackles men crafted for them.

Pokemon NO

BUT WATER IS CLEAR!

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Fucking Quintana. Creep can roll, man.

How?

The every-30-years thrill of some asshole getting what he deserves.

I just don’t know that the Oklahoma City Sonics get to pull this card.

There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.