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Right. It would never go to the midfielder who orchestrated the entire attack like a maestro conducting a symphony. It would go to the guy who tapped in from a yard out after all the hard work was already done.

Yeah and I would argue that the NFL is the most boring major US sport to watch. Baseball is right there too (I’m also an NBA guy). I’d much rather watch just about anything than the NFL or MLB.

Yet it's still all about the local scene. Seattle Sounders games are crazy and packed to the rafters with maniacs. A lot more lively than many crowds in England since the corporatization of soccer over there. Yeah it's still a second rate product (at best... probably more like 4th rate, or worse) but the atmosphere…

Wait... hockey is slow?! I don't watch hockey on tv because I literally can't tell what's happening because the game is so fucking fast. I agree that it's way more fun to see it live... mainly because you have a chance in hell at seeing what is actually going on.

Conspiracy theories (which are inherently idiotic) NEVER work even if you think you're a genius. So my bad sarcasm has one up on your bad, idiotic take.

Wow. She's the most effective tank in the game in a skirmish setting. Can literally bring herself plus one other teammate through an enemy ult unscathed (plus 100% damage to her beam). She wrecks hard if you know how to use her.

Thanks, Chet.

Yawn. As if that's a plus.

Is Zach Lowe involved? Does he get to actually write about basketball? If not then fuck your shitty new website and its shitty takes.

Interesting that you got so many stars for this pointless comment. Lacob is an ass, to be sure, but if a team didn’t try to sign top FAs that wouldn’t make them ahead of the curve either. Lacob was referring to drafting, coaching and team philosophy. When it comes to free agency you better be damn sure to throw allow…

Uhhhhhh... You a bizarro NBA fan by any chance?

Oh god no! What makes you say that?

It's the only explanation. Kevin Love has never tried this hard on the defensive end in his life. I actually didn't even know he had it in him to, you know, move around that much. This should make me appreciate his effort but all is really does is make me wonder why he hasn't been trying over the previous several…

It’s not just the voice either. Check out his comically childish RJ tattoo when you get a chance. It’s only then that you realize that he’s actually a shockingly lifelike mechanical exoskeleton being piloted by a 5 year old boy.

It’s almost like the NBA finals are held between the two best teams from their respective conferences. Weird that the finals would ever go the distance.

Nope. Hardcore fan here who has been watching the NBA for almost 25 years and have always thought the “match fix” crowd was crazy as fuck. Still do.

He brought Zach Lowe, the only actually good basketball writer in the Western Hemisphere, some shine. That’s enough in my book. Sure, Simmons is boring , and his pop culture angle is tedious at best, but he’s brought some good writers the attention they deserve. I mean, Zach Lowe is ten times better than anyone on…

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But what about that fact that Kyrie is actually one of the worst defenders among all regular starters in the entire league? That doesn’t sound like a very good player. Maybe he’s half of a very good player?