“Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

Apparently Sarah was asleep the day Trayvon Martin, armed with an iced tea and a packet of skittles, became a murderous thug in the eyes of the conservative press, instead of a teenager walking home in the rain.

If Don Jr has a beard, that means sooner or later Stephen Miller will probably have a beard and look like Lenin.

I’d love to read your story, but having turned off my ad blocker to support this site, my computer keeps getting hijacked by pages that want me to update flash or clean a virus I don’t have or go phishing on my computer. Can you have someone at the home office look into this?

He doesn’t always have hair on his top lip, but on a deeper level, Sam Elliott always has a moustache.

I’m pretty much who cares about the Oscars this year, but Best Supporting Actor has Sam Elliott and Richard E. Grant, and I feel divided. Or maybe they should just do a movie together.

Can we also mention that the dude doesn’t age? Shit, that movie was 100 years ago and other than a few more grey hairs he looks the same.

There’s only been one mustache battle in history that was more epic. Incidentally, that also involved Sam Elliot:

I forget where I read this (here?) but someone said that the people who want to ban abortion except in cases of rape, incest, or danger to the mother’s life prove that the “Pro-Life” movement is about punishing women. The fetus doesn’t change based on how it was conceived, so why would abortion be okay in some cases…

I love about him that his version of masculinity is doing his work without drama, keeping his business off the street, and going home to the age-appropriate wife he’s been with for forty years at the end of the day.

In fairness, Selleck’s is just a a TV mustache, not a movie mustache like Elliott.

I saw Prancer for the first time this past Christmas, and damn if Sam Elliott didn’t make me cry. Like, bawling.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

I don’t know if she’ll rule us but I do know that kind of strain on her hair every day is gonna cause massive breakage and bald spots. Luckily, though, she can afford to get new hair every day. Fuck I hate this planet. 

A long time ago, in a galaxy not at all far away, Disney bought ABC and every show on the network immediately went on Disney vacations. So it's not like this is new or the least subtle tie-in marketing they have ever done.

DO NOT go in and be like “Hey Jane was my server last night. I was looking for her. Is she working? No? Can you tell me when her next shift is?”

THIS NEEDS MORE STARS. When we lived in . Europe I was constantly struck by the fact that working people didn’t begrudge other working people a cushy deal.