Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

Heading down I-87, the cruise control was set at 64 miles per hour, and there were no other cars on the road in front of us.

What an age we live in where a RWD turbocharged coupe with 300+ horsepower is mocked for having a baby engine.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

Could you imagine picking up an educated (shallow) woman for a first date in this thing?

GTFO

He can dunk once, but then he’ll have to ice his knees for like a week.

I dunno, the car doesn’t suffer psychological damage if you peel off some plastidip spray

Isn’t wearing flip-flops, shorts and a trucker cap while riding a Hayabusa with an extended swingarm almost a standing admission to just about any reckless motorcycling behavior you can be accused of?

This man is doing the Lord’s work

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

Shout out to the stopping power of that Tahoe!

Do they really think the problem is that their current customers AREN’T TALKING ABOUT THEIR TESLA ENOUGH? They must know different owners than I do.

Bass? Dropped.

Daycare costs me more than 2k/month. Which do you think would I rather pay for?

Owners of contracting companies can probably afford nice cars.

He already quit the contract but confederates get confused about what’s in the past and what’s in the present a lot

You probably won’t agree with me, but let’s face it, this is terrorism through intimidation.

If I were him, I’d be motivated to re-instate the contract and tear those fucking monuments down with prejudice.

YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM ALL AND THERE YOU HAVE THE FACT THAT SWEETENED ICED TEA SUCKS