Just to satisfy my curiosity, how the HELL did you know that?

Outstanding! You're off the charts!

Wow that’s a high evidence bar you got there. Queenie little gossip there..

One hysterical queen started howling. I don't trust the source.

Is that how you save face? To say you’ve offended me? You’re too dumb to offend.

Beats having them march home under the trees...

Personally, I think you’re a complet personally, I think you’re a complete f***ing a*****e for not pointing out anywhere in this article that ISIS has taken responsibility for this action. I don’t know your positions on radical Islam and the cure for that disease, but I think it’s reprehensible that nowhere in your…

In Texas, at the “Draw Mohamed” cartoon contest. Satisfied asshole?

That’s an oxymoron, right?

It taints the statistical data pool, you oaf! Please do try to keep up dear boy.

Ah yes! The unimpeachable source of the Huffington Post blog post. You probably don’t even realize that you’re a parody!

The question is shot placement, not whether someone has a subcompact pistol or a fully automatic rifle. You don’t know as much about this is you think you do.

Would you like to remind me how many terrorist attacks have taken place in Switzerland? And how many terrorist attacks have been in France as of right now? You shut the f**k up!

You need to get your gun statistics from somewhere other than NPR, because you’re dead wrong. I’m so sorry that you’re so stupid that you can’t get decent statistics from reputable sources. Anytime you start a sentence with “I’ll bet...”, you’re going to be wrong.

Good sheep, good sheep.

Via a his #2, you might want to get statistics for that instead of pulling a log of crap from your ass and displaying it as knowledge.

Gadzooks! In the name of all that is decent, would you at least photoshop some bras on those chests? There are chillun’ around!!!

...doesn't actually look like anyone asked for your opinion, does it?

Unless I’ve missed something, I don’t see a price anywhere. Anyone else know a price?

I think that was just a pretext for not letting him in because he is a flaming a-hole.