Ah yes! The unimpeachable source of the Huffington Post blog post. You probably don’t even realize that you’re a parody!

The question is shot placement, not whether someone has a subcompact pistol or a fully automatic rifle. You don’t know as much about this is you think you do.

Would you like to remind me how many terrorist attacks have taken place in Switzerland? And how many terrorist attacks have been in France as of right now? You shut the f**k up!

You need to get your gun statistics from somewhere other than NPR, because you’re dead wrong. I’m so sorry that you’re so stupid that you can’t get decent statistics from reputable sources. Anytime you start a sentence with “I’ll bet...”, you’re going to be wrong.

Good sheep, good sheep.

Via a his #2, you might want to get statistics for that instead of pulling a log of crap from your ass and displaying it as knowledge.

Gadzooks! In the name of all that is decent, would you at least photoshop some bras on those chests? There are chillun’ around!!!

...doesn't actually look like anyone asked for your opinion, does it?

Unless I’ve missed something, I don’t see a price anywhere. Anyone else know a price?

I think that was just a pretext for not letting him in because he is a flaming a-hole.

Speaking of which, I’ve got a bag of clothes I was going to donate to Goodwill. Do you think he could use that?

Sorry to gyp you of your time.

....and you are officially ‘that guy’....

I think you’re parsing it little too finely. The fact is they got the money from people they either gypped or over charged.

@Truebullcrap69 is avoiding naming himself as the source of cash. All of that points to the real problem here: his ego is so big that he can’t even admit it’s him.

Let me ask the question for @Justbrowsing, since you completely sidestepped the question. What do you think the source of their cash is to pay for all the fancy stuff?

Why would you despise the gem “baby bump?” Would you prefer “potential abortion victim?”

This video is nuts. One eyelash is out of place, that house of cards falls and five to ten people die. A little lawyering might make these people smarten up.

Pro tip: A natural is something black folks sometimes call hair that hasn’t been altered or straightened by heat or chemicals.

I don’t drink it all, so there is that theory gone.