Yeah. I would take this value concept the other way. Modifications decrease value.

The last two cops I liked were Andy Taylor and Barney Miller.

Chopped cars are perfect for people with no heads.

This is a guy I would lend things to. And I don't lend things.

"Joliet" Jake Blues: The Caddy, where's the Caddy?Elwood Blues: The what?"Joliet" Jake Blues: The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile.Elwood Blues: I traded it."Joliet" Jake Blues: You traded the Bluesmobile for this?Elwood Blues: No, for a microphone."Joliet" Jake Blues: A microphone? Okay, I can see that. But…

No biggie. Most of the natives in DC have done time so crack busts and tickets are nothing to them.

No one has mentioned the minivan? It's a much better choice for most people than an SUV or crossover. (Not that I will ever admit to driving one, hehe.)

99 Camaro SS and 2006 Miata. Hetero male also sans mullet.

Having owned both a Miata and a Camaro, I don't care dammit!

that you didn't get all the options.

And remind you the entire time you own the vehicle that y

Was there a de Sade option on the Marquis?

Maybe they ran out of grill ink.

I'm pretty sure this came out of a 3D printer:

Country AND Western?

He forgot to make an 'Americans are fat' joke.

Well I once bought a used Oldmobile that was supposed to have TrueCoat sealant on it but I don't think it really did.

How is radio legal?

yes!