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Celebrities have a fantastic life but this forced chumminess bullshit is on of the reasons being famous is not worth it. No one is expected to be bffs with their sister in laws, sister in laws by marriage at that. As long as you exchange pleasantries, you are good.

I clicked on this article because the Duchess of Cambridge is dressed exactly like the American Girl Doll Samantha, and that seemed absolutely wild to me. Juxtaposed to the chic outfit the Duchess of Sussex is wearing, it’s clear to me that these women could never consider each other rivals, because that would require

The Queen doesn’t exactly have unlimited numbers of Christmases left in her. I missed Christmas with my grandma last year because of different family stuff and it turned out to be her last. I deeply regret that. At some point you just adjust your plans to make sure you’re going to see your elderly relatives because

Since when is not being bff with your sister in law a problem?  They probably have zero in common.  As long as you can be civil, who cares?

Yeah, I read the ‘cheap’ as in quality.  I’ll take my $30 maidenform over that shite any day.

Don’t conflate cost and quality. They are expensive. They are also cheap. 

“Do men feel the same pressure to look like athletes who spend all day long working out? Why or why not?”

Ariana later said something along the lines of “True love exists, I was just hungry” which I can generally relate with.

Yes, companies definitely do this, but I feel like when I hear about “fast fashion,” one of the criticisms is people are constantly going through clothes.  And I just don’t think that’s true! Maybe I’m gentle with my clothes but I wear them for a really long time too.  

Brenna’s above is just a standard deviation on the Template Poem. Hers is just the third- and second-last lines of the Template Poem.

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Yeah, this is crazy to me.  Do people actually throw clothes away?  There are so many other things you can do with old clothes! 

I feel like if you can cobble together classic literature and wildlife websites into actual romance novels, you’ve at least got a skill at editing that should be recognized. 

I have never purchased a designer bag in my life, or even a good quality one. I get them as cheaply as possible, because I have zero taste in bags, from TJ Max or Goodwill and dump them when I’ve ruined them. Almost 2 years ago I inherited a Coach messenger bag that appeared brand new. I have dragged that thing

Wtf kinda celebrity gossip blog wouldn’t talk about two celebrities getting hitched?

You can tell my story about my BF’s crazy wife being locked in an attic. I’m a poor orphan so I don’t have the resources to go after you.

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I think he's more surprised than anyone else

Pewdiepie is stupid, and this stunt on his behalf is stupid, but this supposed “hack” is pretty much the equivalent of sending out a radio signal on a frequency used by old garage door openers.

“I was just trying to raise awareness,” says idiot who’s just breached very stringent data protection and computer misuse legislation to support a Totally Not A Racist...