So that makes three good things to come out of London, Ontario, the others being For Better For Worse and my wife.

“But why don’t women speak up?!?! Why don’t they go the authorities??? All you have to do is go to the authorities!!!1!”

Cue all of the bros “but... what if I’ve picked up SIGNALS that she’s really into me?”

It’s not surprising that no one knew about the dudes. How often are men asked about their families in interviews and other public appearances?  Basically never.

He seems like a sociopath that assumed she’d care as little as he did.

That’s what I thought too! She’s just supposed to be like OH GREAT! I was waiting for this convenient moment.

I’m betting the reason he sounded so affectless in his texts about his family being “gone” is he honestly thought his replacement female would be as cool about as he was: “Gone? Terrific! I shall now move in, sex you, do all the chores, and bear replacement offspring units for you. Beep.” It never occurred to him that…

I replaced broken Razer keyboard #2 with a Corsair K70.  Money well spent.

My theory is that Khloe wanted a baby very badly and didn’t particularly care who she had it with. I don’t think she cares about the cheating, but it’s good for ratings and drama

My parents just had their 34th anniversary when they should have divorced at least 20 years ago. Do people not realize parents can still be involved with their kids without actually being in a relationship? I would have preferred to see my parents happy with other people or alone than miserable together. 

I had a friend whose parents divorced immediately after he graduated high school. Apparently, they had been sleeping separately for years and purposely working opposite shifts but stayed “together” for his sake.

I have always generally wondered about people who stay together ‘for the kids’. For why??????

Seriously.  If anyone deserves to have a silly, schmaltzy, personalized engagement, it’s her.

Nope. Don't think I can take the cerebral empathetic heat.

Is there a word for second-hand cringing? Because I’m not quite embarrassed for her, but I sure as shit cringe at just about everything she does.

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Back when they were initially releasing music, I frequently got Kesha and Iggy Azalea mixed up. I no longer have that issue at all.

I’ve been taught to turn off the tap when I’m doing dishes, brushing my teeth, shampooing my hair, etc. Of course handwashing dishes wastes water if you leave the tap on the whole time!

Kind of devastating the first time you realize that not every article in the world is dedicated specifically to you, huh?

Don’t worry, Diane, you can rest assured that the world still revolves around you.

Who runs the water for four or five minutes doing dishes? Put water in the sink, TURN OFF THE TAP, put dishes in the water, wash the dishes, empty the sink, rinse off the soap, TURN OFF THE TAP, scrub the sink, wipe the area around the sink, rinse the sink and the sponge and turn off the tap. Minimal use of…