Heartwarming story time!

I...may have made an undignified noise. I pretend to be all tough and sturdy, but deep inside I am a giant baby.

Concur.

I’m glad someone else side eyed that.

I am always astonished at the myriad ways we find to fry bread products. Now I want breakfast beaver tails. Thanks a lot, Carl.

Same. I mean, I don’t reblog much, but I follow a lot of fanfic accounts and other things I’m not comfortable with some people knowing I like.

Asking the real questions.

You shouldn’t lie about your own, either. This is a judgement free zone, it’s all right to need Chex in your life. 

This is incorrect. Chex is always needed.

Well, poptarts are junk food. I mean, I like them, but I can at least pretend potato chips have some redeeming qualities, you know?

Ain’t nobody winning. There’s a place around me that makes them from scratch, but they really are more like toaster strudels.

It occurs tome that I don’t even want the filling-I just really like the biscuit part.

Man...I wish Canada had that. I try not to eat pop-tarts to begin with, but plain ones with butter sounds really good.

Is it true, that in America you can get plain pop tarts? Inquiring minds want to know.

I read this to know who the famous people are now.

If this isn’t the truest thing ever written.

My husband is in the Canadian military, which means he gets a few pairs of issued boxer briefs. He doesn’t like them, so I nicked them all and wear them as house shorts. 10/10 would steal again.

I certainly do, but I see the appeal of wanting a longer leg portion. .

New series: Will It Milkshake?

I will never complain about an asleep baby, myself.