I'm in.

If this happens, we're taking our state and seceding. We provide most of the country's produce and a shit ton of technology. We'll be fine.

I try not to use the term "Mongoloid" as an insult, but I just fucking love the song by Devo so much.

"I know that. What makes you think I didn't know that?"

THANK YOU!

I watched the trailer for one of the first two, and when I heard the "Rated G" tag, all I could think was "Really? Are you fucking kidding me?" - both the first two films freaked me out as a kid.

I know I've seen it, but I don't remember a damn thing about it.

"Hey - look who DECIDED to come down to dinner!"

Someone I went to college with posted that as well. He flew into a rage when I asked him where Trump's "respect" for the military was during the Vietnam War.

Speaking of brain dead Cabinet sock puppets, I just read that Rick Perry was defending the coal industry by invoking the Law of Supply and Demand: If you have a supply, it will create demand.

Get yourself a real haircut.

"The winner was Jeffrey Corbin, who guessed 'some kind of beef'".

DOODY!!!!!!

Wasn't the Laurence Fishburne - Stephen Baldwin Fled essentially a remake as well?

Just get a belt and cinch it.

Murray's character is definitely a case of "a little goes a long way". I'd be curious to see how much actual screen time he has. Still, his "Cinderella Story" and "Dalai Lama" monologues were improved, and they're both stone cold classics.

At my summer camp I was crowned "King of Sexual Awareness Week".

Danny Noonan? Mitch Cumstein? Denunzio?

Some nice musical numbers as well. And Illinois Nazis.

"They're saying 'this is the year Fink beats The Stomach'".