Yeah, it's "salty liberals" who shoot brown people in a Kansas City bar just after telling them to "go home". Or in a driveway in Seattle. Or get all stabby on a Portland train.

Yes.

Did you ever dream about a place you never really recall being to
before? A place that maybe only exists in your imagination? Some place far away, half remembered when you wake up. When you were there, though, you knew the language. You knew your way around. *That* was the sixties.

Speaking as a native New Yorker, we've known about it for decades.

Ivanka must have Ziggy bedsheets!

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother
was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous
claims like he invented the question…

One of my favorite American Dad jokes was Roger claiming he was involved in a lawsuit with Nabisco. He claimed he was Asian and sued them over the name Cheese Nips.

My favorite was him claiming he's made sacrifices because he's "built things".

This is what I find the most infuriating. Don't fucking tell me that something I've seen and heard with my own eyes and ears didn't happen.

What I find hilarious are the photos of him that his administration put forward as if he's trying to look tough - when he actually looks like he's just constipated.

Oh, and his wife is secretly a man, as well.

He's like the human equivalent of a Gary Larson cartoon.

I'm never leaving San Francisco. The ultra-lefties in this town can be annoying sometimes, but I talk that over idiots parroting Alex Jones all day.

Can I get the pair he stole from Eartha Kitt?

A man with three buttocks?

Or San Francisco.

In defense of the U.S. Open, Brooks Koepka shot a 16-under for the tournament, which set a record.

It's kind of the same territory as the assholes who referred to Kamala Harris as being "hysterical" when she was questioning Jeff Sessions.

Was this your first time staying at a hotel?

Hey, I drive a VW Jetta and drink Dos Equis!