R.I.P., Mr. Bond.

No. Why should it?

I give your post a rating of 3 out of 4 Sanduskies.

So his jowls will be coming in soon then, eh?

Yeah, he had a bit in that special about PETA members who will step over a person lying in their own piss to spit on a person because their coat is made of mink.

We used to watch "Dennis Miller: Black and White" in college all the time. God damn, that man was fucking hilarious when he wanted to be.

I've always maintained Jordan had one of the most carefully crafted public personas EVER. The man was a marketing machine and knew how to turn on the charm.

So he's a shorter Jonah Ryan?

"Why believe that the billionaire asshole with more Ponzi scheme business
dealings and horrific track records in ventures from New York City is
somehow going to make their lives in middle-of-nowhere so much better?"

Larry Carlton on Steely Dan's "Kid Charlemagne".

As soon as I read "Country music's most distinguished mudflap", I knew this had to be an O'Neal piece.

Best Sean.

You lost me when you compared being an addict to having cancer.

Found Out About You is pretty good, as well.

His affair was what, 10 years ago? (obligatory "cocaine is a helluva drug" comment) Since then I think he's acquitted himself fairly nicely.

KA-POW!!!!

And years later will play a drug kingpin opposite Joseph-Gordon-Levitt.

"A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug."

Have Eminem play for the All Blacks in the 2019 Rugby World Cup. Problem solved.

Krieger's love of Rush may be one of my favorite things about Archer.