Wait, wait, wait. I coincidentally both read an article about Antonoff and listened to this album for the first time the other day...because my 5 year old likes Lorde, and I thought, “Well, I’m not gonna hate on either of them. It’s kid’s music.” Are you telling me adults listen to this music, and this stuff has…

ICE is now taking the position, as espoused by DHS Secretary Kelly and ICE head Thomas Homam, that they will act to the full powers given to them by law and essentially will not compromise on anything for humanitarian purposes, for virtually 99.99% of cases.

Whoa! Imma stop you right there. This is a cute post, don’t be THAT person.

I know enough Mexicans to believe they know their own ancestry. The ones who you claim “appropriate” Aztec culture actually have Aztec blood in their history. I have yet to meet a white Mexican who does the same. Are you Latin American?

Is it really playing “devils advocate” if you argue for the commonly held side without doing any research. No, but is it really? Really?

All these questions and more can be answer with a magical thing called research! Do it, or pay someone to do it for you.

It reminds me of friendship bracelets when I was little. In 5th & 6th grade everyone was making friendship bracelets and I could make them super fast. This other girl, Jennifer, also made them super fast and sold them. I felt bad for the kids who couldn’t buy them and made them for free for kids who claimed they…

So DeMario says he was too drunk to consent, and Corinne says she was too drunk to consent.

I’m getting the impression both were too drunk to know what they were doing, so producers not stepping in and breaking them up right then and there could be an issue for both contestants.

It didn’t end with an actual number because that number doesn’t exist. Human psychology isn’t something you slap a number on and go “problem solved”.

And I am certain that--when called to account for your own bravado, so fiercely displayed in a comment section appended to a Deadspin article--you will perform with style, panache, and not the first ounce of licentious libation in your veins.

May we all be so pure of heart and fierce of conviction as you, o keeper of…

Don’t be that douche-bag. No one’s making you eat it, and when you say dumb things like this you sound just as arrogant and annoying as the insistent vegan.

like an awful version of speed dating in which the only thing you could discuss is “structured credit.”

I like that you like this band, but I can’t help but feel that this is the wrong site for it. You know, I think I just miss Guanabee.

I don’t know what it is about Ruby Rose, but I dislike her in an unreasonable way.