Bottomless Pinocchio sounds like a sordid nasty sexual act. Like if you were in a conversation and said “Glenn Kessler gave Donald Trump a Bottomless Pinocchio last night.”

Appeal to conservatives.

Because we don’t have fucking time to fuck around anymore.

You make a very strong case, however, I feel there is a critical oversight. Not enough research montage.

Republicans should not only be thrown in jail, but executed as traitors to the nation. Am I joking? Who knows.

“Bernie Sanders also go to West Virginia when he was running for the nomination in 2016 and give a Coal-loving performance”

FUCKING. STOP.

What, you mean you don’t miss Nazis? What’s wrong with you.

It’s definitely a lie. Vomiting requires functioning internal organs, which Republican politicians no long have.

#Q/D’Souza for 2020!

For art and shit? Isn’t that what Tumblr is basically for?

No, the idea is to push them into a direction you want them to go. We want Pelosi to go more to the left, then you got to fight her from the left.

Yeah? What else are you going to do as an angry mob? Do you people have no respect for tradition?

So roll over and do nothing. That’s your fucking plan.

Wouldn’t that require the ability to actually think before you go full retard?

It’s almost as if challenging your leaders is... good. That can’t be right, it must be those fucking purity-test progressives. Everyone knows you should unquestioningly follow your status quo leaders.

That’s a larger problem with Democrats in general, really. Republicans go out there and scream until they’re blue about “what’s destroying America this time.”

The amount of people in the comments taking this for serious...

You can still drag your own tree out that way. It just takes a bit of effort. Think of it like an effigy.

Not if it’s your own and let the local fire department aware of your intentions beforehand.