Super powers may be an exaggeration, but I watched the game last night and noticed a vast deferens in his abilities.

Don’t even joke about that, man. He used to coach the Browns.

You are an easier pigeon than even Berneko ever was with the Sixers. Everyone who is down with TTP knows how it gets under people’s skin that we aren’t storming “The Center” with pitchforks and torches, demanding a change in team building strategy. We know it’s irritating to non-fans that we can demonstrate patience…

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Umm Timothy, Harrison Barnes is a part of the GSW, not the Sixers. GSW won....

What the hell are you talking about? Harrison Barnes hit a 3 pointer to win the game...

Hey Timothy, Harrison Barnes plays for the Warriors not the 76ers. Golden state won. Thanks for the stellar reporting though.

Um Golden State won

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

There are deep psychological explanations for Vontaze Burflict’s behavior. He’s taking out his anger at a world which spellchecks refuse to recognize his name.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Normally, when I read “hair pull,” “buttcatch,” and “Roethlisberger,” I assume I’m reading a police report.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Just because Riley cooper is white doesn’t mean he's a slot receiver...racist

“What’s that you say?”

Also, he strongly resembles an autistic potato.