wellness check

“one that will outline rules for alcohol consumption”

It’s a hate crime because the DA decided that charging it as a hate crime would allow him or her to threaten the defendant with more jail time. That means the plea deal will be worse for the defendant. It means the defendant will be less likely to fight in court.

Just in time

2 winning seasons out the last 10 before Hinkie, with 4 first round exits with 1 first round win (it only took the Bulls losing their 2 best players for that to happen).

You seem well-adjusted

There’s an expression in Russian, that essentially means “never say never”, about not counting out things that seem impossible:

“This is totally false,” said Arturo Elias, Mr. Slim’s spokesman. “Of course we aren’t interfering in the U.S. election. We aren’t even active in Mexican politics.” He said the contributions by Mr. Slim to the Clinton Foundation were a matter of public record.

next you’ll be telling me that you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater.

I’ve also been told the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

The whole point of principles is to apply them even when it’s inconvenient, or unpleasant.

I think we can all agree that even if Bill Clinton did rape one or more people, mentioning it now is simply uncouth.

He’s gotta be fucking joking.

At what point does a Dem super PAC just pay 6 million for the footage? 5 for the leak fee, and 1 for the leaker’s trouble? Seems like a pretty cheap for a shot at a slam dunk election.

ever since my friend played for me Joe Buck’s call of Eli’s scramble and throw to Tyree in the Super Bowl vs. Al Michaels radio call, I have absolutely detested Joe Buck’s announcing. I hate the Giants by the way, I just want the announcing to actually match what is on screen.

Fascinating that you chose to call Gary Johnson “idealogically incoherent” when in fact, libertarians are idealogically coherent to a fault.

‘Could not understand what the point of it was.’

I think we need to have a conversation about this.

If you give someone a counterfactual and they respond with a specific fact, gently remind them of a further, more obscure, deeper counterfactual that conclusively proves your point.

“Not really something most of us would brag about”