Preach it brother.

Everyone knows the brown manual wagon is right

As an owner and modder and appreciator of nearly all things jeep, I 100% agree. I’m also happy that anyone mods anything, even if it means I’m seeing something I sort of loathe.

It’s the upcoming Easter Jeep Safari that has Jeep everywhere. Just calm down and in a week or two you will have some cross-over to hate on for a change of pace.

That’s still true! I would never stop anyone from doing whatever they want to their cars! But there’s no rule against mocking.

Now where did I hear this...

If by bulk you are referring to the coast’s then you may be right. I can assure you that the rest of us in the middle don’t give a fuck about gay accessories.

I never understood these fascia replacements. Embrace the looks, and the heritage behind it.

I enjoy The Grand Tour, and both shows are scripted. I hope both continue. Competition = good.

“...seek and Ye shall find.”

Brown, RWD, Wagon, shame it’s not a manual, or it’d be peak Jalopnik.

This guy knows where it’s at!

Becky is having two turntables and a microphone.

LOL, that orange Scout in Beacon NY...

I have a 2018 Mazda 3 with the 6-speed manual, it has radar cruise, automatic braking, and lane departure. It all works just fine. The owners manual has a note that the automatic braking may cause the engine to stall if the driver doesn’t push the clutch.

*Splashes bucket of water on lit match near wall of Subaru HQ*

...from my cold, dead hands.

*Squeezes shift knob really tight”

Yeah, but can you imagine a 707HP Cordoba with a decent suspension tune and good brakes? I can and I’m going to need a moment alone to process that thought.

I owned a 1979 Chrysler Cordoba. It had a Hemi that made a laughable 135 horsepower. It had opera lights. It had a landau roof. It got 16 mpg. It wasn’t a good car, but it had personality. It had presence. Which is more than I can say for my present daily driver, a 2016 Ford Edge.