Death Camp for Cutie is his favorite band.

You know that whole internet thing? It failed.

Hmm, well let me just see…

They were all actually just Andy Serkis in a mo cap suit.

I would legitimately pay people to not see a Calvin and Hobbes movie on principle alone.

I literally have no idea whether that's supposed to be sarcasm. I'm assuming sarcasm? I don't know enough aboout those shows.

Sleep Tonight - Stars
Phantom Limb - The Shins
Lullaby - The Cure
I Wanna Rock Out in my Dreams - Andrew Jackson Jihad
Lyon - Pinback
Senseless - Portugal. The Man
Touch Me - The Doors
Constant Nothing - Joyce Manor
Y Control - Yeah Yeah Yeah's
We Used to Vacation- Cold War Kids

Like I don't know how he can be that big a fan of the Black Keys without knowing who the White Stripes are.

I've been slowly working on trying to get him to expand his tastes. A week or two ago, he showed me he was listening to "The Pretender" by Foo Fighters. I'm not a big Foo Fighters fan, and I absolutely hate that song in particular, but I managed to stay positive for him.

Diners, Drive Thru's, and Disasters of a Global Scale

I forget where it was, but I saw someone doing an impression of every RHCP song ever and it was basically "California mumble mumble, sex mumble mumble, LA mumble mumble"

I had this experience where I was talking to someone and they were listening to RHCP. I said "Oh I like some their music" and we talked about them for a few minutes but it was really clear he was way more into them than i was. So I said "So what else do you listen to?" He said "Oh , you know, Black Keys and that's…

Oh my god, I killed him. The power of words. the power of words.

That actually sounds even worse than a somber, all in black funeral.

Not only is that a stupid pun, but it's also about the wrong movie franchise.

While reading the comments, I realized that the villains plot in Goldfinger is exactly the type of convoluted "well I guess it makes sense on paper" plan Nathan Fielder would come up with if he turned evil.

Each unit up on the y axis is another power of 10 right?

Beema's not getting paid to write these articles, so that's kinda a false dichotomy.

It's between midnight and 3 in the morning for most readers, be patient, there'll be more discussion tomorrow.

I think part of why I believed in the transformation was because Gideon has multiple motivations. He's young and emotional about Mabel, but he also seemed to be annoyed by the part where Dipper talked about Gideon serving under Bill. As we've seen from previous episodes, gideon is used to being in charge, and it's…