UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

Pricey, but everyone take note: this is how you do it, especially when you’re a safety oriented company (and not just marketed as one).

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

Ben Zobrist and Nick Markakis articles in the same day? Good to see my 2009 fantasy baseball team having a strong showing on Deadspin today!

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

“Deep-fried blubber nuggets (yes that’s a real thing & not just a SpongeBob joke”

And I have a new insulting phrase to use on Trump voters.  Thanks!

Or a Dinner Ale by MBC, although that may be a bit wasteful.

Yep. From the party of Roosevelt to... whatever the hell you’d call the collection of single issue bullshit superglued together that the party is now. I don’t think there’s a single truly “conservative” value left in the party. They seem to solely define themselves as the party of “against whatever the other party is…

The most impressive thing to me is the passive incompetence. Everyone hears the incompetence that comes out of his mouth every day, but there is so much of that we never hear about the passive incompetence like how he has allowed so many State Department foreign positions to go unfilled. This has allowed China…

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

I will keep beating this drum until there is no more talk about using this package ever again.

Half of the races should be on road courses, and NASCAR could slowly morph into touring car racing.

Players should strike and tell everyone “No football because the president is a racist asshole, and we won’t have our freedom of speech rights infringed upon by this jackass or anyone else. Period, full stop, we’ll burn it all to the ground, but the line stops at the government telling us we can’t protest.”

Random thought, but shouldn’t there be some sort of pitching or throwing equivalent of the home run derby? Like a target basket 100 yards away that you have to throw balls into. I imagine it would be entertaining to both see someone like Ichiro throw accurate strikes from right field to home and to see Chuck Knoblauch…

Wouldn’t help much, as speed increases so does downforce and the positive effects of it. The reason NASCAR and any racing series has issues with inability to pass is speed. Slow the cars down and the benefits of downforce is reduced. That’s why short tracks allow closer racing, reduced speeds where the downforce…

Man, am I gonna miss those guys. It was like having two of your own little brothers to knock around…

Stef, you should definitely get Jalopnik Corporate to spring for that vinyl cutter. Race drivers are a superstitious bunch and I so very want this to become a thing.

As a sales consultant.... Thank you for writing this! So many people get mad and storm out when we don’t budge on price and try as we might, people don’t seem to realize that there isn’t thousands of dollars in markup like there was even just a 10 years ago. The internet has litterally changed how people buy things…

There was a civ-e prof at my school who famously warned students in his class about his grading philosophy thusly: Bridge falls down, no partial credit.