Since we are hearing this from the publisher 505 Games instead of the developer Remedy, I’m guessing their hurdles have to do more with legal and distribution problems rather than technical ones.

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Vancouver Aquarium, not Museum, dipshit.

That otter is adorable! I’ve got a lot of joy recently from watching cute animal videos too. I’m yearning to have a cat but it’s not possible in my apartment, watching cat videos helps fill the void a little.

One could argue this is a decent price for as few as 2 people.

I’ve been part of Ubisoft for more than a decade. I’m today in no way connected to them.

The Chili’s I used to go to closed down years ago and was replaced by a place called Zinburger. I miss Chili’s.

I’m with you. I’m pretty sure one of the main selling points of early tanks was “look no wheels! Run over anything!” I’m not sure that spiky chariot wheels would be an effective deterrent.

Dom uses the thick, metal spinny things to run the tank off the road.

I’m starting to wonder if Sam Barsanti is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the AV Club.

Then I realised I need wonder no more, as he definitely is.

 O they fucking aren't. The network distributed and financially funded the show and are responsible for it making it available in places where lgbtq+ content is underrepresented. Nothing they did is self-vilifying. 

She doesn’t look 16 to me, anyway. Also I’m gay, so I have no dog in this fight. My sexual awakening came courtesy of Daniel Radcliffe. I’m his age, so it was not creepy when I saw Goblet of Fire and experienced, um, intense feelings at that scene where he takes a bath. He has grown into a very fine specimen of a man.

I have a pretty great Aladdin memory, but it’s from college if you can believe it.

I went to art school and our animation club held monthly screenings of Disney films and they let you sing along with the songs when they came up. For Aladdin, when it finally got to “A Whole New World”, the men in the auditorium (without…

If it’s actual animal protein and tastes like bacon I don’t have a problem with it.

Holy fuck, I actually missed the part where he suggested that Will Smith did a better job with the character than Robin Williams. That is batshit insane. I withdraw my original compliment about the article, it has officially lost all credibility!

A Robin Williams riff is going to ping-pong between “Southern mama,” “Jack Nicholson,” and the Wizard of Oz. A Ryan Reynolds riff is going to toss in a variation on “Holy shitting dicks” and talk about Fox’s poor track record. Really, it’s dealer’s choice at this point.

“It’s hard to picture how Aladdin might work if it didn’t have Robin Williams in full meta-frenzy, throwing air quotes over everything. I think it might be a better film, though.”

Yup that is clear.

Living in “flyover country,” I agree. Plus, more to the point, if you want to brainwash the whole country, why not do it from roughly in the center?

Complete and total horseshit. Sony owns the film rights, rights which speculate that they must produce a new film every 5 years 8 months, or said rights revert back to Marvel. Sony can claim some ownership over the PS4 version of Spider-Man, as they funded and published the game, but it’s still a licensed title and onl…