If only real Humvees came with white walls!

I’ve always thought of the Prius as a niche vehicle but this is ridiculous.

Mid-Engined Corvette guy is still waiting though.

“drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.”

“There is a great disturbance in the Force. I have felt it.”

Duh, everybody knows this is what a MiG looks like:

Um, I’d call that a reward.

I’ll never be in a proper place to do this but...
Please let the sound play when you open a chest. Please let the sound play when you open a chest. Please let the sound play when you open a chest. etc.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

I’m assuming a boat was involved at some point.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My The bank’s property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Of course she didn’t die in the “crash.” She was taken to the Delta Quadrant. We know this.

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

That was your first mistake. No one reads the articles anymore. They viscerally reaction to headlines and comment.

When I was a youngster, my dad worked with somebody who did R/C flying on the weekends. He brought home a magazine once I guess in hopes I’d be interested. Of course I was, but mom quickly shot down my high-flying dreams because it was an expensive hobby. Guess I can always fly on Xbox (oh wait... I can’t because…

If a Ford dealer can’t stomach the ~$250,000 required to sell and service the car, I wouldn’t want to take my $400,000+ car there to be serviced. The same way if you can’t afford a $50,000 repair, you shouldn’t own a car that expensive.