That was your first mistake. No one reads the articles anymore. They viscerally reaction to headlines and comment.

I have an appendage that does the same thing, usually at the most inopportune times.

When I was a youngster, my dad worked with somebody who did R/C flying on the weekends. He brought home a magazine once I guess in hopes I’d be interested. Of course I was, but mom quickly shot down my high-flying dreams because it was an expensive hobby. Guess I can always fly on Xbox (oh wait... I can’t because…

Was their helicopter broken?

If a Ford dealer can’t stomach the ~$250,000 required to sell and service the car, I wouldn’t want to take my $400,000+ car there to be serviced. The same way if you can’t afford a $50,000 repair, you shouldn’t own a car that expensive.

Amateurs borrow. Professionals steal.

What? I see FOUR people playing there. Definitely not THREE, most certainly not F...FIVE.

THERE ARE FOUR PLAYERS.