Makes sense. It's so much harder for them to get married and have it be respected, I think it's not done as lightly as it may be in other cases. Straight couples sometimes feel the need to be married because they're pregnant, because it's expected, because they want sex (religious), etc. Gay couples get married…

As a college women's studies teacher who now basically spends a whole week every semester teaching sex ed to a bunch of completely clueless kids who have gone through abstinence only programs I JUST ROLLED MY EYES SO HARD I THINK I ACTUALLY HURT MY BRAIN.

Mine is The Cookie, because it is delicious, and I know he wants a piece, even if he says he isn't hungry. This also falls in line with my pro choice stance. If you do not stand behind me in my right to run my bakery the way I see fit, no cookie for you.

The first time I got a yeast infection in a foreign country, my friend and I started calling it as my "Sand Tiger". You know, like the giant tiger that pops out of the sand in Aladdin? It seemed to fit the dry, itchy symptoms and was easier to talk about around our other travel companions without anyone catching on to…

I've actually had this conversation with all of my sexting partners — as well as with a friend who asked me for advice on talking dirty without sounding ridiculous. And my position remains:

Dick dungeon?