Sadly, I think we all can agree they would never allow a strange spiritual/mystical Star Wars movie, and thus all predictions can safely spring from the more formulaic and predictable. Nobody is going to give a Star Wars movie to Darren Aronofsky.

Don’t worry, the people literally leading the writers strike are vocalizing similar thoughts.

“ And I think you do that because you built this argument purely to defend a movie you like, and cast people who don’t like it as unreasonable, rather than out of a genuine interest for audience reaction and myth-making theory.”

“You cant put a label on after the fact, it has to originate from a source material.”

It’s a vital lesson the WGA learned from a previous contract negotiation. They made a point of codifying the pay and residuals for the Internet while Neflix was making most of its money mailing DVDs (and studios were pushing a wait until next negotiation position). By the time the next negotiation came around,…

“Everything I don’t like was made by mean old woman KK! Everything good I like was made by nice men Favreau and Filoni! I understand film business!”

Your daily reminder that Kathleen Kennedy has been in tjis business for decades and neither knows who you are nor care about your uninformed opinion.

You guys need major therapy for your KK Derangement Syndrome

You could also just like, pay your writers and give them fair deals? But I guess delaying all your massive movies makes sense, too.

There’s no way they’re going to make this as weird as it needs to be (for it to be interesting). Will they be able to resist giving them lightsabers, or hinting at the Sith?

If you cannot see the difference!! in between a HUMAN BEING!! taking something they love and loving it EVEN HARDER and in public and within fandom culture and a machine outputting The Next Most Likely Word then i simply cannot explain it to you in simpler terms lmao

I immediately Googled Mr. Archambault, and, as I expected, the dude looks like the washed up frontman for a mid-00s nü-metal band. The man is a human chain wallet; he is the embodiment of the metaphysical essence of frosted tips.

You’re not wrong, but I think they’re really in the business of making money.  If re-hashing white people fairy tales stops being profitable, they’ll cast the net wider.  I just think they should be doing it already.

Just read actual reviews by movie critics or even your favorite Youtube streamer. Still likely a better gauge than randos posting 0 ratings on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes.

If they made a slightly larger scale, slightly less immersive experience, it would have been better. You can get people paying $4k for a week at Disney but for 2 nights, it was WAY TOO MUCH. 

What a pitiful existence you must lead.

ICE BEAR! Yes!

Jesus Christ just don’t fucking watch it. 

It’s abundantly clear that Abrams has no fucking clue how worldbuilding works or even what it is. 

Republicans and government overreach? I’m shocked.