Didn’t read anything about Rockstar telling them to share positive stories. Seems like you’re creating a narrative to fit the emotions you want to have.

Don’t have Dachau, man.

If an asteroid were on a collision course with Earth in 2040, we’d presumably drop everything to avoid our fate and save ourselves.

Yes, I too am shocked, SHOCKED, that a team which has been utterly dominant for the past month and a half would win a playoff series with such ease. I mean, seriously, who could have predicted that the Brewers, the best team in the National League, would sweep a wild card team in the playoffs?? Who could have seen a…

I’m a Brewers fan sucking up every last ounce of enjoyment that I can find this morning, and I still feel bad for Colorado. They really aren’t as bad as you make it seem. They went on quite a run to make it, hitting plenty.

Deadspin: Braves’ Young Stars Dragging Them to Victory

Writes title saying “How to (really) delete...”

So the article states what apps you can delete now and how to restore the apps but it never states what the article title claims the article is about. How to actually delete the apps. The title misleadingly implies that it is different than deleting other apps.  You should title your articles to reflect the content.

Whatever it was, we know it wasn’t prop comedy.

Kashmir - this is a great article.

“‘This is also a thing that I do,’ is a thing that I would say, and you would read, on a website.”

This feels like a rejected Onion article.

Your response should have been “Shit, I didn’t see the anti gay tweets and the Trayvon Martin Truther tweet, my bad, fuck this guy.”

I guess you didn’t see his Trayvon tweet from 2 years ago.

you know what... I’m good with his answers there. He didn’t go to the standard “rap lyrics” or “out of context.” He owned it and owned that it was stupid. Time will tell if he’s honest about changing, but he deserves that chance. It’s 7 years ago. There’s a few people at Deadspin who wouldn’t want to rehash some…

I was probably 14 or 15 riding in the back seat with the salesman, while my sister test drove a Mazda Mx6 (I think?). My Dad was in the front seat pushing my sister to drive the car harder. She did. We spun across multiple lanes of a major interstate and then back across them before just baaarely scraping the wall…

And build a wooden jig to keep everything supported/lined up so you don’t have to hold it. Bungee cords are not a substitute.

Yeah, but it was so CUTE when Larry would look at the camera and make a face. He’s the audience’s surrogate!

I think you guys shoukd just stop watching films and tv because you do nothing but suck the fucking joy out of life with horseshit like this.

“Upon reflection, the workplace created by these self-professed ‘three stooges’ was actually full of safety hazards, many of them life-threatening, to create an OSHA nightmare that would not fly in these modern times. Additionally, Larry would often witness Moe physically and emotionally abuse Curly, and never once…