You know as well as anyone that Kotaku isn’t just about reporting the goddamn news. I don’t read everything on the site, mostly because not everything interests me. Perhaps you should consider that other people might enjoy something you don’t, and just let them enjoy it. Thanks for the tasteless comment.

Shame. Jump force is a terrible game, but it is an AMAZING experience. I will never forget moments like light yagami asking goku about the dragon balls or how the only my hero character in the base game was deku and then they added 3 more as dlc. Also, I get why they didn’t make light playable but they could have done…

I was prepared to scroll through dozens of comments to see that mentioned, if at all, and it’s the comment at the very top. Well done, internet. You did it.

That’s exactly what I thought. What an inside job. Pirate Nintendo software by BECOMING PRESIDENT OF NINTENDO!

I wont lie, the first thing I thought of was Doug Bowser who got arrested.
After a while I kinda figured it was another man with the same last name.
Even so for a while that was my first thought.
“Bowser from Nintendo? Jeeze didn’t that guy make enough money and fame already?

So its, “So long, Gary Bowser?”

There it stood in the darkness;

This is one of my favorite evolution lines. Really nice designs. Didn’t realize Litwick was so evil (skipped gen 5), but I guess I should have figured.

“Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.”

Smash Ultimate fans be like:

This news has left me shell-shocked!

Even if this isn’t true and she did it for the lulz it’s a really stupid thing to do.

I’ll add “This boat runs on happy faces,” but really all of this is pretty cringe.

Would be hilarious if you used Drifblim’s Fly in the over world, it just says Game Over.

It could be the average weight of the child it's abducting.

I say the Drifblim are doing something like this.

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