This reminds me of an old Dilbert cartoon where the Boss was explaining how they’re planning to match their competitors in 6 months, to which Dilbert replied that it’s pointless because:
A: Catching up to where they are NOW is not where they’ll be in 6 months, and
B: You don’t know where they’ll be in 6 months anyway,…

Mate, if people are combing through Twitch to listen to some jams audible only around the grit teeth of a manchild screaming over their fifth straight death in some indie game that had similarly died months prior, then I feel like they’ve earned their sad catharsis; if music industry brass thinks for a second that…

The fact that Animorphs is on a list with Beowulf is wondeful.

But if you’re gonna go with a Torrey Peters Fortnite crossover, I’d prefer “Infect” because a Fortnite mode where everyone starts as a genderless banana and only the winner gets to have a gender sounds funny as hell. 

I will travel across the states, searching far and wide,

Why not setup a thunderdome and make these dudes fight each other for the cards. You could do a reality show and make millions.

Remember when these idiots ran like this for toilet paper?

Panic! at the Ditto.

I’d be willing to bet none of them were buying cards for themselves, or for children they knew. Just another hobby ruined by scalpers in the great 2020/21 scalping depression.

...Gotta Catch ‘Em All?

I can just imagine an impidimp kidnapping a bunch of people, tying them up and then playing “The most annoying songs ever” playlist on repeat until it reaches super saiyan levels of power.

It’s an internet troll mascot!

I really like Koffing’s smog hands in the original art

I absolutely love the idea of a group of lawyers scrolling through these relatively tame game titles/screen shots, frowning more and more with each one, occasionally saying a fetish name out loud and looking around confused.

I had to look up what region Trubbish came from and it’s Unova, which is based on the US, and I can’t argue the fact that between trash politics, trash states, and trash people as well as a trash problem that it’s like the only pick for the pokemon.

Trash wins because no matter how much of it you clean up there will always be more.

How the fuck did he not change it to “I only want a Pikachu”. God it’s trash.

What is this crap? Why is this guy popular? This isn’t nearly as good as the original. Music was so much better in my day.