Yes. I was really hoping for a "and this one is going up your narrow Belgium ass" line.

I was at this game... Gotta say, it was amazing

Stick to bashing Cleveland you hack.

Zing! A Cuyahoga River joke. Haven't heard that one before!

Uh oh, a Browns/Cleveland slam article on Deadspin! Didn't see this one coming!

Haha... Jose cried about West Ham parking the bus, yet he had 10 people in a 18 yard box all day at Anfield. He's lucky Gerrard fell.

In Michigan medical is legal. Maybe be got a script... Probably not, but just saying

Everyone who enjoys Lil B doesn't enjoy Lil B. It's just internet.

How is it they can't win it now? I'm confused.. Only 7 pts off lead..

OU definitely knows how to party. Halloween in Athens was always a great time. Then hungover walks in Hocking to sweat it out.

Buzzer beater I get...but two 3s in 45 seconds hardly constitutes "wild"

Garbage. Hacklemore should not have won every rap related Grammy.

John Sterling and his home run calls can die

Terrible broadcaster... Douche chills everywhere right now

Zero touchdowns tho...

1,000 parlay win with that TD!

He's here tonight at the restaurant he was at before getting pulled over. He has a DD this time.

He frequents a restaurant I valet at... He definitely still drinks. A lot.

I'm wondering the same. Cincy can show the Fox game, but Cleveland can't? Is it because they are the host city?

39 seconds: grown man cries