This is the most relatable Ben Affleck has ever been. 

How great would it be if someone engineered them to the wings of Air Force One so they only inflated once the plane reached cruising altitude. Then Trump would have to see them for a straight 5-6 hours and could do nothing about it, trapped in a cabin.

I LOVE BABY TRUMP BALLOON! I LOVE TRUMP! THANKS DEMOCRATS YOU BUNCH OF MORONS.THAT BLIMP IS TOO CUTE!

Okay, we’re going to need to get thousands of these to properly welcome him back to the states. Or he can just never come back. I’d prefer that. 

There is a great thread on something awful featuring the trump blimp

I remember when Philip Seymour Hoffman did a Mission Impossible movie... I understand your pain. 

We are giggling over this at work, especially the uniforms. 

Hey London, can we borrow your blimp for a while? We promise to take really good care of it because we need it to get rid of our “president”. We will return it when through.

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~hello, darkness, my old friend~

London is my favorite city in the whole wide world, and this just reinforces that love a thousandfold. Good lookin’ out, Londoners! 

He doesn’t even realize how childish his reply was. He is so fucking stupid.

He really is an insufferable tool.

“But when they make you feel unwelcome, why would I stay there”

So now when Cavill comes calling, his exes know it’s because he’s afraid of Me Too. Smooth operator, this one. 

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

Ivanka Trump’s advisor on paid family leave has left the White House. According to reports, the advisor will not be replaced.

Might be too late, they let all the racists join the party with open arms during Obamas 8-years.  

But remember, he took his orders from Comey and McCabe and they took their orders from you know who. Mueller/Comey best friends!

The GOP is attempting to distance itself from North Carolina legislative candidate Russell Walker, whose website states, “What is wrong with being a white supremacist? God is a racist and a white supremacist,” and claims that Jews “are Satanic as they all descend from Satan.” Sounds like a great guy.