Make the penalties smarter and more strategic, like by running Marchand or directing a puck to smack Jacobs in the cranium.

Check out its avatar and then this:

I suspect there’s a huge overlap between the mouthy gormless B’s fans found online (including here), barstool fans, and those harassing her.

The reactions of barstool fans says it all.  

That’s a pretty insane take.  Fortunately nobody who actually knows or has influence in any level of hockey will agree.

Shoulda been Marchand.

Anything beats a B’s fan from RI.

But he built it himself, he’s a job-creating bootstrapper hero and certainly not a poster child for the evils of dynastic wealth.

What’s this “we” crap? The closest you’ve been to the ice is in your crappy watered down drinks.

Man, imagine being a boorish whiny thin-skinned easily offended sensitive snowflake Bruins fan. Worst in the league right up there with Flyers fans.

Only thing that would have made it better is someone running Marchand.

If any team is going to link up with the likes of barstool, it is Boston or Philly.

I think the overgrown lawn works well with the oversized cardboard ‘n plywood mcmansion.   

The varying print sizes, mixing of caps and lower case, and sharpie all combine to paint a picture.

My point about that timeline, indeed.  Thanks!

As we are stuck in the middle of the darkest dumbest timeline, no doubt there’s at least a 50/50 chance it will happen.

-7/10, you’re just wasting time now vacuumboy

-6/10 even worse Teslaboy

-5/10, try harder wealth manager.

Look at this garbage, everyone: