[has to borrow a belt from his roommate Ryan Leaf so he can look presentable for a job interview]

“He’ll be fiiiine” - Marv Marinovich  

Welcome back, Bobby! Is this a one-off or are you here to stay?

The original film worked because of its stars. Without Michael Keaton, and especially TERI GARR that film would’ve been forgotten in a week.

I don’t know if this story is going to help or hurt. I want it to help. I’m also adopted, not that it makes any difference, just mentioning since we have that in common.

Yeah. I mean no one would even be talking about Pearl right now if it weren’t for RuPaul and Drag Race so Pearl’s comment reads hollow.

“This narrative about how we drag race contestants owe our lives to “RuPaul’s Drag Race”–that needs to completely change.”

I lived through the jelly shoe nightmare of the 80s and they did a NUMBER on my frickin’ feet so these can piss right off and I’ll stick with sneakers and, because it is roughly the temperature of the sun where I live, a hefty sprinkling of Gold Bond powder inside so nobody has to deal with my unfortunate funk.

That is the face of a man who gets his back hair waxed multiple times weekly and enjoys it sexually.

It was even worse back in the day when contestants shopped what amounted to showrooms with the money that was won during the previous puzzle. I’m pretty sure they’d only make it through about 1.5 rounds per half hour episode because some overweight middle aged dude wasn’t sure if he wanted to spend his last $50 on the…

Same. I’m a big fan of “Dear Sigmund,” the one where Sidney spends a couple weeks at the 4077 after losing a patient to suicide and wanting to spend some time with his friends to recoup. It’s the one where Margaret flips out over the athletic supporter sitting out (WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOMETHING OVER IT?! Like what? A…

This is like saying I hope her efforts to get a pig to speak French are successful. Ain’t gonna happen and it’s just wasting everyone’s time. Just eat the pig and find a French person.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

which I just realized was portrayed by twins

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Do you think Lindy West will come back to Jezebel and review this movie? Her Garden State movie review was a thing of beauty. I need to see her talents applied to this shit show!

Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, who had dispatched a team of engineers to the site, had previously said he was building an oxygen-filled capsule from rocket parts to help extract the boys from the cave. Though it was not used in the rescue (and presumably won’t be given that it has now been shown the boys can…

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I want to see a reunion of the original DeGrassi Jr High crew — Snake, Joey, Spike, Wheels, Stephanie (right?) — because I am old. I live in Buffalo and back in the day we got Canadian TV stations, pretty scandalous to have an 8th grader pregnant on television in about 1991.